This is a post dedicated to all the things websites have done over the years to piss me off. Some are obvious like my rants against ad overload, others are more obscure like using text-shadow incorrectly and making your site’s text all blurry. I’ve committed some of these atrocities myself in the past. We all have. So it’s important we learn from them. If you have any to add please do so in the comments, I’ll post them here.
1) AESSPITHLBYTLTTIO. - Abbreviating Every Single Short Phrase In The Human Language Because You’re Too Lazy To Type It Out. Then forcing me and millions of others to search online trying to figure out the meaning of the abbreviation. The whole point of a conversation is to understand another person, if I can’t understand what you’re saying our conversation is useless. Would it really kill you to type out words? I’m looking at you: “w/o” & “w”, “AFAIK”, “b/c”, “BTW”, “FTFY”. “lol”, “aka”, and “brb” are one thing. But this?! It’s getting ridiculous, and annoying to keep track of.
2) Trying to tricking me into thinking an ad is part of a page’s content – The more you shove advertising into my face the more I refuse to pay attention to it. I understand your need for revenue but you’ve really brought this down upon yourself. Adblock.
3) Using Text-shadow – Please don’t use text shadow for text, please. It makes text look blurry when used incorrectly or on small text. I’ve actually seen people use it on their entire site. Example:
4) When Google’s results send me to a blog that has every single article archived on one page and crashes my browser from loading so many images & text.
5) You must sign up to perform this action – Having to register an account with a website to read an article, post a rating, review, comment, or view a forum attachment.
6) vBulletin’s limits on how often you can run a search query – Ever visit a forum looking for something, try to use the search feature and end up having to wait 2-5 minutes to refine your search? Each and every time. Yeah that’s when I leave your site. vBulletin does this to conserve server resources because search requires quiet a bit of CPU power. Correct me if I’m wrong but, I don’t recall seeing this search limitation anywhere other than on vBulletin powered forums.
7) Software websites with no screenshots or demos – Websites that don’t show any screenshots of the app/software/script they’re selling or advertising. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve stumbled on source forge project pages or sites dedicated to an app or script that DON’T show any screenshots of the actual app/script. You’re asking me to blindly download your script, take the time to install it, and see if it’s what I need. And you’re asking a lot. No thanks.
8) Not showing the price for an item until we add it to our shopping cart. – Amazon does this (and it’s not their fault) but it’s still incredibly annoying to consumers and just adds another road block. Whenever I see these I don’t even bother with the product. It’s more of an “Instant deterrent” to buying a product.
9) Abbreviating the file names of downloads – 2 weeks from now when I clean out my downloads folder I’m not going to remember what sxh.exe is, just put stock-exchange-setup.exe or stockExchangeSetup.exe. Please take the time to type out at least what the file is. Your developers might remember it because it’s the only thing they work on for months, but to everyone else, your bxdi3.24.exe is one of hundreds of files in their downloads folder.
10) Not Linking to the site you’re talking about – Not providing a single clickable link to the site you’re reviewing or talking about in your article is one of those little annoyances that just adds up over time and pisses you off the more you see it.
11) Turning Comments Off – I understand that some people are extremely busy and don’t want to moderate comments, but how else can I tell you about mistakes in your post, or question your insanity. The first thing I do when I read an article anywhere, whether it’s about software or politics, is I read the comments because that’s where people post mistakes the author made and valuable contrasting opinions. An article with comments turned off is like a city without electricity. It feels dead.
12) Anything that auto-plays – People don’t visit one web page at a time, they load up web sites in tabs and then go through them one by one. So it sucks when you’re listening to music or it’s 3am and suddenly sound blasts through your speakers or headphones. If your site has anything that autoplays at least have the music fade in /or/ don’t activate auto-play unless the user is “focused” on your site (Actually looking at it).
13) Content Slideshows – We’ve all seen them, Instead of the article being on one page they split it up into 7 slides surrounded by ads that take over a minute to load. They start progressing on their own (big no no), are slow to load, and the slow down slides / speed up slides controls don’t work the way they should. One page please.
14) Splitting up content over numerous pages - What could easily have been 1 page has been extended to 4 pages with a small square of content in the middle followed by ads all around, it’s annoying, it’s stupid, and as soon as I see it I immediately close the tab and move on to another site. Some sites disguise this as a “slideshow” which is basically the same thing only it pisses you off by auto-progressing on it’s own.
15) Websites made entirely in Flash - High presentation, low content, long loading times, annoying PowerPoint-like transitions that take forever to complete. An all flash website says, I’m useless, shallow, and don’t have anything important to say, but I want you to think I’m cool because I look good. I’ve never visited an all flash website that didn’t annoy me.
16) Using Non Standard Audio Formats like Real Player – You thought it was dead and no one did this anymore. You where wrong. They’re out there.
17) Video in the QuickTime Format – Stop making me download Quicktime + iTunes just to view a movie trailer. I don’t want it, I don’t like it. This is what Flash video is for. Thank god for YouTube because this shit got annoying real fast.
18) Endless blabber – AKA using 500 words to say what could of been said using 50 words. It’s quality over quantity, not quantity over quality.
19) Useless information – (also see below) Some sites like to post random specs and data that no one cares about like what actions random users just made, the exact time stamp of when someone joined a site or posted something, random people from FaceBook who “liked” the site, twitter feeds of random people, etc…
20) Looking Lively without real content – Home pages that try to look busy and lively by taking bits and peices of random content, numbers, and statistics, all of which are useless, and throw it onto the home page to make it look like there’s “lots of stuff going on”. Example: Yelp.com
21) Neglected comment moderation – “thanks”. “cool”. “awesome”. “haha”. “First!”. Yeah delete those please. Especially when there’s 10 pages worth. When your commments for a perticular article extend 3 pages its time to delete the lower quality ones.
22) Insane numbers of comments – At this point, reading the comments becomes impossible because of the noise. See QuickSprout.com. I respect Neil and there is an advantage to using comments as a conversation but too much is too much. Comments are just that, comments. Not chat. Not forums. They were originally meant as a way for readers to provide additional info the author didn’t, fix the author’s mistakes, ask the author a question. But more and more people are using comments as if they were a forum. If you’re going to do that then just install a message board and have the article link to it’s own forum.
Is this header’s font size large enough for you?
23) Text too big - Headers do not need to have a 90 pixel font size. I’m not blind. I operate my computer in the same room as my monitor thank you.
I assume you’re glued to your monitor like me, so you’ll probably be able to read this, right?
24) Text too small - I’ve actually visited people’s sites that had small text, italics, and text shadow. I had to disable their css in Chrome’s developer tools to actually read their site.
25) Clumping information into paragraphs instead of bullet points when it’s needed – Happened to me a few days ago actually. I clicked a link to “15 best places to live in America” and instead of getting a page with 15 bullet points of all the cities with descriptions underneath, I got one big page with all the cities hidden in randomly clumped paragraphs. They didn’t even bold them or anything.
26) Asking me for personal information to view a demo of your software. – Look, I know you’re asking for my email so you can spam me, and you know I’m not going to give you my real email, so just knock it off. I wouldn’t give my address, phone number or email to a stranger on the street so why would I give it to you? What am I getting out of it? Nothing, just more annoying phone calls and spam. I’m looking at you vBulletin.
27) No Contact Info – Absolutely no contact info, private who-is data, and no way to contact anyone associated with the website. It’s like you need a subpoena just to ask the guy a question or tell him his code is wrong.
28) Opening links in a new window for me – The only time this is ok is for advertisements. Any other time, it’s a big no no. Many times I’m done with a site and want to navigate some place else, I click a link, and it automatically opens in a new tab. Forcing me to manually find and close the site which I originally came from. Also, it breaks the back and forward buttons. Just don’t do it. Please.
29) Disabling middle click / ctrl+click to open links in new tabs. YouTube is an offender. Go to someone’s channel and middle click on the videos on the right to open them in new tabs and they won’t. They’ll just start playing on the current page. Why break ‘open in new tab’?
30) Intros to web episodes, it’s not a tv show, stop puttinng in intros to your web shows. TV shows use this as a way to prepare the audience for the show (It’s starting, grab your drinks, friends, get ready!). Online videos can be paused, rewound, replayed, revisited. You don’t need an intro, it just takes up bandwidth and time. Example: Zero Punctuation has an annoying intro that is completely unnecessary and it plays in every single episode.
31) Lack of a “Stop Loading” button on online videos – We don’t all have 10 MB/sec bandwidth. Even if we did, video hosting sites usually limit the speed at which a video loads. This is especially needed for embedded Youtube videos. Sometimes a blog will have 5 or 10 Youtube videos on a page and I get sick of watching one before it’s done and move on to another. Since I can’t stop loading the one I gave up on, it still loads video, thus making my current video load much slower. Dear Youtube please use this. I made it just for you.
32) Using useless tiny icons that can barely be distinguished – Some web apps use tiny little icons. So tiny that they’re useless. The whole point of using icons besides tool names is to make it easier for the eye to find what it needs. Shape and color are easier to distinguish than text. But when those shapes and colors are tiny, they’re no longer easier to distinguish. Thus making them useless. I’ll post a good sample when I find one again.
34) 30 second video ads for a -30 second video – This is why advertising ruins everything it touches. 30 seconds might work for couch potatoes but on the internet, 30 seconds equates to 30 minutes. In most cases if adblock doesn’t block the ad I just leave the site. Sorry, I’ve got 20 other videos on startups I can watch.
36) Putting st*rs in curse words Why? Does that bullsh*t make you feel more moral in front of your visitors? If you don’t have the balls to use strong language then just don’t attempt it. Stick to dang and darn.
37) Microsoft Silverlight – No Microsoft I will not download and install Silverlight just to watch a video on one of your websites. Why? Because that’s what Flash is for. You failed to invest in my best interests so I refuse to invest in yours.